Cum Cookies and Cum Cakes — Cuckold and Hotwife Inseminated Sweet Biscuits
The cuckold fetish excites many couples who like to experiment. In many cuckold forums, a frequently discussed topic, besides the foreign insemination of the wife, is how beginners can learn to swallow their sperm.
No matter what language, there is always the tip that you can learn and train sperm swallowing with suitable food (cum food). Especially the insemination of flavorful pizza or sweet pastries, such as cookies, cakes or muffins is often recommended
Since we enjoy sperm games ourselves, we wanted to know for sure. We dared a taste experiment and inseminated various cookies and cakes with sperm every day for a month. We were interested in how well sweet pastries are suited for learning to swallow sperm.
Cum Food: Spraying Food With Sperm Is Nothing New
Cuming food is not a newfangled invention. Japanese people are considered to be very open-minded and imaginative when it comes to masturbation and cum games (like bukkake and gokkun). Besides bukkake and gokkun, cum is often served on Asian dishes.
But also in Europe and America, the so-called “cum food” is becoming more and more popular. Popular cum foods include pizza, burgers, sauces, pasta dishes, casseroles, puddings, cookies, and cakes.
For many bisexual and homosexual men, food cum is a standard rather than an exception.
But more and more cuckold couples are also getting a taste for it. The cuckold must always lick creampies thoroughly clean and swallow large amounts of precum while edging (ruining multiple orgasms). Inevitably, during penis milking, prostate massage or strap-on fuck, hotwifes get the idea of catching the horny cock cream with a plate with a cookie on it as a reward for the cuckold. ^^
We also assume that the strong increase in porn consumption by women will also lead to the fact that cum food and cooking and baking with sperm will one day become widespread and accepted.
What Types of Pastries Are Good for Swallowing Sperm?
Our sperm cookie and sperm cake test really surprised us in a positive way. To preface our test verdict: Baked goods make it very easy for beginners to finally overcome their sperm fears and prejudices. Most cookies and cakes offer an aesthetic look and mask the sperm taste completely pleasantly, so it’s no trouble at all to swallow the sperm completely.
You just need to make sure that the dough has a dark color when choosing the pastry, so that the sperm look is positively accentuated. The surface of the cookies and cakes should be porous or jagged. It is important that the dough is very absorbent and is not sealed with a glaze.
Important tip: We recommend that you order a large black plate from eBay or Amazon to make your insemination perfect. You will also need a black plastic spoon to catch up any beside misfired cum drops. These utensils belong in the bedroom or in the desk drawer to be handy in the future and will help you in the future that you no longer waste sperm. See also our both cum collecting.
1.) OREO Cookies
The 1st place in our cum food test is taken by OREO cookies by a wide margin. The taste of the OREOs combined with the white cream and fresh sperm is phenomenally delicious. The intense Oreo flavor overpowers the sperm flavor and forms a very pleasant, horny taste experience.
Oreo cookies with sperm are also jokingly called CUMEO and are very popular for sperm swallowing worldwide. Their dark color offers a horny contrast to the sperm and makes small pre-cum drops (pre-ejaculate) and larger amounts of sperm look very appetizing.
The dough is very absorbent without falling apart too quickly. Thanks to the porous and slightly textured surface, sperm is absorbed quickly without running off the cookie,
As soon as the sperm liquefies, every drop of sperm is safely enclosed. Even surrounding ejaculate sprayed next to it will bind Oreo cookies in a matter of seconds.
Oreos With Cum: A Taste Experience
What’s very cool is that Oreos are also quite versatile. You can twist the cookies apart and remove the cream in a circle with a teaspoon. Fill up the cavity in a controlled way by ruining orgasm with your pre-cum or sperm, and fold the cookies back up before eating.
If the couple has an open sexual interaction, Oreos find frequent and versatile use in the bedroom, according to experience. The woman not only finds the sight very horny when the penis splatters the cookies on the plate, but also likes to put it on her breasts or the mons veneris to inseminate. During joint penis edging games, the cookies catch pre-cum and sperm just as tasty as the woman’s horny creampie after sex.
Try it, you’ll be as excited about Oreos as we are. 😉
2.) Milk Slice From Ferrero (Milk Slice, Kids Slice)
During a walk on our favorite amateur portal My Dirty Hobby, a dirty hotwife gave us the idea to cum on a milk slice. We tried it out and were simply thrilled with the sperm milk slice right away.
Thanks to the elongated shape, the sperm can be deposited in a shallow squirting angle with several spurts of sperm nice and large. Since the chocolate sponge cake dough is very fluffy, it takes the liquefying sperm very evenly and passes it on to the delicious cream core quickly.
The taste is mega! Hardly any food offers such a damn horny taste experience in combination with sperm! With the milk slice, you can finally learn to swallow sperm. It is a great alternative to unimaginative handkerchief and palm wanking and is ideal for practice and training.
The familiar milk slice taste combines excellently with the cum. People who have not liked sperm so far, have absolutely no difficulty at all to swallow even immediately the complete sperm load. Even larger amounts of sperm do not pose a problem.
Ferrero Milk Slice Are Perfectly as Cum Food
Tip: Use a knife to carefully separate the two halves of the dough and remove the cream in the shape of a box.
Fill the hollow space with your milked pre-cum, thawed sperm ice cream or freshly squirted sperm. Fold the halves together, and you have a delicious sperm slice.
By the way, the packaging is very practical if you want to jerk off on the road. Tear the welding seams completely, unfold the foil and put the cuts on it. So, you can inseminate them discreetly and quickly.
There is a risk of repetition 😉 Certainly, after your first test, it was not the last time to refine the tasty slice with sperm.
3.) Brownies / Chocolate Cake From the Baking Sheet (Without Glaze)
Chocolate cake from the baking sheet is also perfect for insemination with sperm. The cake pieces turn out quite large and thus offer a large insemination surface for squirting out the ejaculate.
The popular American brownies are something in between chocolate cookies and dark brown chocolate cake. Because no leavening agent is added to the dough, its consistency is denser than that of a regular cake. It has a moist, chocolaty texture that just tastes absolutely saucy when combined with sperm.
By the way, according to the original recipe, real chocolate brownies have no glaze. That’s convenient because the glaze takes over your tail. 😉 The dark brown color offers a horny contrast to the sperm and makes it look very appetizing. Hardly any food forms such an appealing insemination image.
Chocolate cake is porous and extremely absorbent. Thus, the dough can easily absorb larger amounts of sperm, for example, if the cuckold was not allowed to cum for several days or weeks. It is even possible to place sperm ice cubes on the cake for thawing.
The liquefying sperm penetrates very deep into the core of the cake and unfolds a very horny taste there without appearing mushy.
A large piece of chocolate cake allows you to place your sperm in a targeted and controlled manner, even during stronger ejaculatory thrusts. The horny sight will animate you to want to inseminate the cake individually every time.
Mostly nothing runs uncontrolled onto the plate. If it does happen, the very coarse-pored dough sucks up every surrounding splattered drop of sperm in seconds, quickly and deeply.
4.) Chocolate Muffin
The number four place in our cum food test is occupied by the chocolate muffin. It can be found in many bakery counters and supermarkets but is also quickly baked at home itself in the oven. Its characteristic feature is its paper cup, into which the batter is poured and baked.
Chocolate muffins have the advantage of providing a fairly textured insemination surface due to their mushroom-like shape on the top. Although the muffin must be sprinkled at a very steep insemination angle, but for this it looks very horny how the cum gets stuck in the jagged surface.
The taste of an inseminated muffin is very pleasant: strong chocolatey, with only a very subtle sperm note. Beginners can approach cum swallowing absolutely perfectly with muffins: they can practice swallowing the entire load, but are not overwhelmed by the taste, smell, and consistency. Absolutely top!
A kind of capillary action ensures that the watery sperm is sucked deep inside the pastry. Since a muffin can hold very large amounts of sperm, it’s perfect for edging (ruining multiple orgasms) or thawing sperm ice.
It results in quite individual insemination possibilities. You can cut a hole in the top of the muffin and fill the muffin with sperm or a sperm ice cube.
5.) Slice of Pound Cake / Bundt Cake
As mundane as it sounds, beginners can easily and highly effectively succeed in eating sperm with a normal pound pie. Comparable to the sheet chocolate cake from tip no. 2, you can buy a ready-made pot cake in the supermarket or bake one yourself. You have the choice between a round bundt cake or a square loaf pan. In this case, the glaze doesn’t matter.
Interestingly, the different types of cakes all taste very, very awesome with cum! We liked a big load of cum on lemon cake and also a thawed cum ice cube (8 collected loads of cum) on marble cake. Our tip, however, is a chocolate cake in a square loaf pan, as the fresh sperm is visually very nice there.
Cut yourself a thick slice of cake and position it on a black plate. Try to cum all over the slice of cake in a flat squirting angle, crisscrossing it. After a few times, you will succeed, and you will like your sperm artwork very much.
The main advantage of large slices of cake is that you can let your cock squirt out freely. We promise you that one day you won’t even want to ejaculate into your hand or paper towel because it’s so awesome to watch your penis squirt.
Because the dough is cut crosswise, the sponge is very coarse-pored and absorbent. Your cum is immediately absorbed, and also the liquefactions are safely enclosed in the dough.
6.) Chocolate Chip Cookies, Cookies With Chocolate Chips, Large Oatmeal Cookies
The typical cookies with chocolate chips also come from the USA and are called Chocolate Chip Cookies there. Characteristic are the so-called chocolate drops, made of dark chocolate. Although you can also buy small chocolate chip cookies, it’s worth hitting a few supermarkets to find the large cookies. Large oatmeal cookies are also good to seed.
There are a lot of cum food videos on the internet where men are squirting these cookies with semen to eat them themselves or have their girlfriend/wife eat them.
In our practical test, we were very surprised at how great the inseminated chocolate chip cookies taste.
When you inseminate the cookies, you will notice that your horny sack of cream is securely held in the strongly fissured surface. There is virtually no semen running off the cookie as it liquefies. The inner core is very firm, but curiously, the dough soaks up the liquid deeply, and the insemination image remains very visually appealing.
Taste-wise, chocolate chip cookies, and cum go together perfectly. The sperm flavor blends in quite subtly and pleasantly with the dominant chocolate flavor. The firm consistency of the cookie ensures that even larger amounts of sperm are not felt when chewing. For beginners, this method leads to very pleasant first contact with sperm. Simply super!
By the way, these cookies have got a permanent place in our bedroom drawer. We like to catch our creampie with a cookie or inseminate it on pussy, belly, and breasts. 😉
7.) Piece of Cake
Even if it doesn’t sound particularly spectacular that you can also inseminate pieces of cake, we would still like to recommend this idea to you.
Cakes, by their very nature, provide a real firework of flavors. You can take advantage of this if you have had problems swallowing sperm so far.
We advise you to place the piece of cake (as in the photo on the right) on its side. This creates a large insemination area to wank on.
Because the fluffy dough structure has been opened by the longitudinal cut, sperm is absorbed like a sponge. After only a few seconds, the dough has absorbed all the sperm deep inside.
8.) Belgian Waffles
Very, very horny is also to inseminate waffles. The so-called Belgian waffles are prepared at home in a cast iron waffle iron or industrially produced. The characteristic feature is the rectangular waffle pattern. The waffles are usually eaten warm with different ingredients such as powdered sugar, ice cream, strawberries, bananas, cream, or chocolate.
The strong indentations of the waffles are, of course, very convenient for a besamer. It is virtually impossible to splash ejaculate next to it and nothing can drip from the waffles onto the plate.
Since the dough is very thick and juicy, the cum in the holes is rapidly absorbed. Moreover, the possibility to combine the waffles with any ingredient are a knockout criterion for all those who have not dared to swallow sperm so far.
With waffles is very easy to eat so even larger amounts of sperm. Especially by a several-day orgasm ban or closure in a penis cage, significantly larger amounts of sperm can be squirted. Waffles are also super suitable for edging — because love drops and precum can simply run off into the wafer and be wiped off.
If the hotwife wishes the cuckold to swallow one or more sperm ice cubes for training purposes, waffles are an excellent tool to help the cuckold swallow larger amounts of sperm.
In our sperm swallowing test, we also tried hanuta. These are two thin, crispy wafers filled with cocoa cream and hazelnut pieces. The name “Hanuta” is derived from the word hazelnut bar.
Since there are several wafers in one package, we recommend that you place four hanuta’s directly next to each other on the plate. This way you have a nice big cum area and can watch your cock twitching and squirting.
For edging, one Hanuta is enough because with each orgasm ruin only some watery pre-cum (pre-ejaculate, pre-juice) runs out.
The Hanuta has the disadvantage that no sperm can be sucked up. When the square depressions are filled, the further cum runs next to it. Nevertheless, the wafer structure absorbs considerably more sperm than other foods, such as chocolate and normal cookies.
In terms of taste, Hanuta and sperm form an unexpectedly horny symbiosis! The nut cream and hazelnut pieces only slightly mask the sperm taste. Compared to cakes and muffins, however, you can taste the sperm quite clearly. Which is not unpleasant at all though, as the consistency of the semen is completely masked by the crunchy texture of the Hanuta’s.
We find that the light color of the wafer is not very optimal, as the flavins (different colored dyes) are too visible in the semen. On dark brown and black colors sperm looks more awesome. There are sometimes brown Hanuta’s in the supermarket. If there is a possibility, you should buy them.
Hatuta is more for advanced cum swallowers. If you are familiar with cum food and like sperm in food, you should not miss the hazelnut bar with freshly tapped love juice or pussy creampie! 😉
10.) Normal Cookies
Last but not least, of course, normal cookies in their many colors and shapes can not be missed.
However, especially bright cookies are not so good for beginners for optical reasons. Besides, you splash a lot of sperm next to them and it runs down from the cookies.
Nevertheless, we would like to recommend you to get inspired once in the supermarket, which sorts there are, which could be suitable for insemination.
As already described, they should be large-size and very absorbent cookies. Some have a raised edge that prevents sperm from running down. Others have a blob of jam in the middle or colorful chocolate lentils in the dough. Still others have a very jagged surface that shows off the cream well. Prinzenrolle cookies are also great for inseminating.
Conclusion: Cakes and Cookies Sperm Are Great for Swallowing Sperm
Besides pizza and burgers, sweet cookies are also great for men and women who want to learn to swallow cum. Advanced hotwifes and cuckolds will have a lot of horny and kinky fun with Oreos, milk slices, chocolate sheet and cupcakes, muffins, chocolate chip cookies, cakes, waffles, Hanuta and cookies.
Every bull will get a beastly turn on when his cuckold couple eats cum on cakes and with cookies, or maybe even tries out cum recipes in cooking and baking. He will most likely join in on the insemination and donate his frozen sperm to the kinky couple to eat.
Once the prejudices and mental hurdles are overcome, cum food is a welcome change from a lifetime of 0815 masturbation. Finally, the cock can squirt out vigorously free during cum and the horny cum is recycled sensibly by the man, as it should be.
We recommend you to simply have OREOs or favorite cookies lying within reach in the bedroom. The cuckold should get into the habit of occasionally cleaning the creampie or inseminated skin areas of the hotwife with cookies and swallow love juices together. Very quickly cumfood will become extremely horny normality.
Cum Food Is Perfectly for Cuckold Trainings
Cuckolds can finally train cum swallowing without fear of taste, consistency or smell thanks to sweet cookies — even if his loss of libido after his orgasm has already started. In their trainings, cuckies can learn this way to really love their sperm one day.
Hotwifes, of course, don’t leave such a perverted cake and cookie mess cold either. Even if she didn’t like sperm one hundred percent yet, she can practice “eating sperm” together with her cuckold over and over again. One day, every doubt will be removed from her mind and she will be trained to be truly horny. This will greatly benefit her during sex with strange men, with a bull, during group sex or even gangbang.
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